gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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