your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Randomize
