you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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