dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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