Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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