I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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