i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
