i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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