i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i love accidental penises.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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