This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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