Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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