I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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