Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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