check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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