i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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