Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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