Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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