I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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