If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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