Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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