can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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