Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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