Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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