Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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