No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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