It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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