Sry I called you an 8
Yo dont text me then not text me
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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