Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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