Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
