Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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