he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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