check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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