it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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