Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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