I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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