Yo dont text me then not text me
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
