Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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