Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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