I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This is the high leading the old right now
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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