too bad you live with your parents still
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
