you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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