I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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