Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I need you to use more vowels.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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