it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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