GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Oh god it's open bar.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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