you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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