My first STD was from a foam party
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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