I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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