When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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