Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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