how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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