So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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