Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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