we have officially lost it.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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