I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
third nipple confirmed
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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