In America we eat man semen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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